High-Concept High-Tech Creative Development
The Story
by John Patrick Gallagher
"The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer" is a Christmas story told by Hell's Kitchen bar-vivant, Patton Lee Beaugus. It chronicles his adventures next Christmas Eve and his encounter with the PartyMob.
These gangsters come from an alternate reality where cartoons like them can interact with real people in real settings. It is the kind of reality where a talking Clydesdale can escape the Budweiser Beer Wagon to make a cross-species change over to become the first flying Clydesdeer.
By using a string theory controller stolen from Little Stevie Hawking by Molly Walsh, a sexy intern, the cartoon PartyMob crosses over into our reality to pop Santa and kneecap Rudolph.
Their nefarious goal is a hostile takeover of Christmas. They want to bring back the Roman festival of Saturnalia, and turn all the sucky Christmas Carols into drinking songs... which is why we have included a dozen songs in our ebook+.
"Most Wonderful Time For A Beer" combines images, animations and music as part of a new paradigm of the reading experience, the ebook+
BTW: In case you were wait-listed on your application to get into MENSA, this is not a Christmas Kiddies' Story, not even for nasty little knee-biters who secretly watch "South Park" in order to improve their vocabulary. This new Christmas Classic is for grownups, albeit grownups who still think like thirteen year olds.
